tlyudacris:

#one eye on the titties #one eye on the streets

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How to experience Florida from anywhere in the world!

whimsicott:

1. Do your laundry!!!
2. When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.
3. Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.
4. Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!

Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!

Enjoy your homemade Florida.

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wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

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onepaidassnigga:

its crasszy how other animals dont have to brush their teeth but if we dont they rot bro the govrnmt is craaszy

Getting ready for the hurricane! Too bad I’ll be working tomorrow :( (Taken with Instagram)

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heypeasants:

i just learned something new about water filters

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